Had an amazing little “ah ha” moment to myself today while re-watching Archer when Lana mentions that “the collar matches the cuffs.” I’d just recently watched Diamonds are Forever and made note of this slightly classier way of saying “the carpet matches the drapes”

Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re really pretty so how dare you. Second, I have a weird “Would You Rather” question for you! Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry (like Violet from WW) and be rolled away OR have your body inflated into a big huge balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge in HP) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge GIF to your answer :)

i really thought this was kinda mass message/spam message, which is why i didn’t answer, sorry anon. 

also i don’t have a very interesting answer, i mostly have follow-up questions. this is like comedy bang-bang would you rather, right? i can ask follow up questions before i make my decision?

well, without any more info, i guess i’d rather float away like aunt marge. at least that way you get a nice view and a relaxing flight over Little Whinging. plus oompa-loompas freak me out.

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Quick Dexter, Blue Steel. #models

I’m having a good hair day, but I have nowhere to go. What else is new?

I woke up feeling very anxious and I can’t figure out why. So now I’m having anxiety about what I’m forgetting that’s causing my initial anxiety.

My friend works at an optometry office and got me green contacts for free, which I just want to wear all the time now. 

Also it was finally cool enough at night to wear a sweater. Yay!