all i’ve done since i got home from work is complain about boys via text message and watch an episode of Drunk History
Sometimes I think I want a boyfriend. Then I think about how much I love being selfish and sleeping in other boys’ beds when I feel like it.
- Guy: my dick is hard
- Girl: to find
Lipstick anarchist sugar stripper.
I thought this was supposed to be random, not accurate.
noir dubstep post-modern superhero.
couture celestial femme bunny
magical hippie nightmare bitch