I just watched Guardians of the Galaxy and it was soooo good.
Remind me never to go out to eat again with my friends who don’t tip. My meal only cost $6.50 and I somehow ended up spending $12. That is fucking ridiculous. Just be a decent human being.
If I spot you $3 because there is a $10 minimum for cards, add that $3 to your nonexistent tip.
I had to get my blood drawn three times this morning and they took two from the same arm and now they are bruising and I look like a junkie…
just paid a bunch of bills and now I am entirely broke. i really need a second job again.
all i’ve done since i got home from work is complain about boys via text message and watch an episode of Drunk History
Sometimes I think I want a boyfriend. Then I think about how much I love being selfish and sleeping in other boys’ beds when I feel like it.
- Guy: my dick is hard
- Girl: to find