archnemesis

all i’ve done since i got home from work is complain about boys via text message and watch an episode of Drunk History


Sometimes I think I want a boyfriend. Then I think about how much I love being selfish and sleeping in other boys’ beds when I feel like it.


thedeathoftheparty:

If I’m just bad news, then you’re a liar


  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find

zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese


my mom sent me these pictures of bunnylucius the other day. I couldn’t stop laughing. 

forevercemetery:

quietlysmug:

sleepycaterpillar:

narcissvs:

random aesthethic generator

Lipstick anarchist sugar stripper.
I thought this was supposed to be random, not accurate.

noir dubstep post-modern superhero.

couture celestial femme bunny

magical hippie nightmare bitch

(Source: fionagallagherrr)


Curse my tiny veins.