archnemesis
This stupid book is preventing me from sleeping. It’s impossibly good. #gonegirl

yourarchnemesis:

At a dive bar, by myself. Definitely putting myself in a dangerous situation.

Don’t worry. I’m safely home with no stalkers.


At a dive bar, by myself. Definitely putting myself in a dangerous situation.


I was tagged by mkissa

Rules: Find out which characters share the same personality type as you here and copy out the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them! (The super high-tech online Meyers-Briggs quiz is here if you’re not sure what you are.)

ISFP (Composer)

ISFPs live in the moment and are easy-going, preferring a “live and let live” approach. They don’t like confrontations and sometimes keep their mouths shut for that reason. Tend to be artistic and nature-loving.

I’ve always suspected I was a Jerry Gergich. At least there’s hope for me spouse-wise.

I’m not going to tag anyone because I don’t have enough tumblr friends, but  you should take the Meyers-Briggs quiz anyways, it’s an interesting read.


can it please just not be hot out anymore?
im-flyer-than-peter-pan:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

yourarchnemesis:

Okay, this isn’t funny anymore. I’d really like to be asleep now.

So I only slept for maybe two hours last night. In 15-30 minute chunks. Mostly because of cramps, but my heart was also beating really fast and I don’t know. I still do y even feel tired now and I made sure to work out today and everything.


Mmmm pizza. 🍕

Okay, this isn’t funny anymore. I’d really like to be asleep now.


Drink up baby, look at the stars. I’ll kiss you again between the bars.

i ate my entire Chipotle burrito and now i’m too full and tired to move. :(


fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense